redhat and bluepants

the next time you take your girl to the beach, make sure you think twice before sitting on that seemingly harmless log near the water... here is why...

redhat: dude the water is nice ho? cool cool de. eh! it go into my pants eh. tickles eh...
bluepants: got crab go in ma? if got better lo...

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redhat: crab go in ah? wan do wat?
bluepants: wat else le? go in snap ur lil' bro la


redhat: weh u so bad eh. weh weh dude the log is moving eh, i pa pa eh...
bluepants: wat la. a-neh little oso scare. so sissy! crab go in u no scare the log move u scare? u go back do ur sandcastle dun bother me enjoy here...


redhat: haiya dun so mean la. reli ma the log move. later we kena sapu to the ocean n die how ah? eh no crab in my shorts eh
bluepants: see the water go back liao. nothing happen!


redhat: yay the water come again! dunno got crab o not tis time. hope u kena the crab
bluepants: ya let the crab be amazed by my lil' bro


redhat: weh dude! help! the wave like a bit big eh!
bluepants: i t...old yo..u noth..ing to wor..ry about!!!


bluepants: dude there's a lobster...
redhat: dude help! i dun wanna die!


bluepants: where is tat lobster? so big eh! where where?
redhat: i'm still alive! T.T


bluepants: dude we just lost our dinner...
redhat: i wan do my sandcastle...